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一個(gè)男人在腋下夾著一只鴨子

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A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"

The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.

"I was talking to the duck,not to you,"the drunkard replied.

一個(gè)醉漢在酒吧里看見一個(gè)男人在腋下夾著一只鴨子又問,“你帶著個(gè)
豬干什么?”新進(jìn)來的人說是鴨子,而不是豬。“我再和鴨子說話,不是給你說的,”酒鬼回答說。

        

                        

    

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