英語笑話|新生兒,Newborn
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really !? Like a newborn baby !?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants".
笑話提示
bench = A long seat usually without a back
wet my pants= To urinate with the pants still on.
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