第1359期 英語笑話 你頭上的光圈太緊了
A pious（虔誠的） believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation. He went to church every Sunday and never missed a ceremony or a baptism（洗禮）. One day, he went to see the doctor. The doctor checked his pulse and gave him a thorough medical checkup, zut failed to diagnose anything. "You don't seem to be ill," the doctor said.
"If I were not ill, then why would I be here consulting you?" he asked."Do you indulge in（沉溺于） unhealthy pleasures?" the doctor asked "No! I have three meals a day, at regular hours and in a fixed quantity; I don't take an extra grain."
"Then have you been drinking too much? You'd better stop drinking!""Of course not! I don't even drink a drop of alcohol; I drink only plain water.""Do you often work late? Do you know that working late is bad for your health?"
"Never! I turn in at half-past nine every night, and I get up at six in the morning. This is my daily routine, without the slightest exception."The doctor began to get confused. "Do you smoke or take drugs?"
"That is impossible! I get sick just seeing others smoke,let alone smoking tobacco myself!""Then do you indulge in carnal（肉體的） pleasure?" the doctor asked again.
"How can that be? I am still a bachelor, and I virtually do not know what a woman is." The doctor could not think of anything else, so he gave it a last try. "Do you have a headache?"
"Yes, you are right! I have a severe headache, and no medicine can relieve my pain." "But of course. The halo around your head is too tight!" the doctor said.
有一個宗教的信徒，他非常認真修行，每個星期天一定去教堂，任何的法會、洗禮會他都一定參加。有一次他去看醫生，醫生幫他把脈、檢查身體每個地方，都找不到任何問題，然后醫生就問他：“你好像沒病啊？”信徒說：“沒病的話，我來找你做什么呢？”
醫生又問：“那你是不是吃喝玩樂太過度了？”他說：“不會啊，我每天三餐定時定量，多一粒米也不吃。”醫生又問：“那你是不是喝酒太多了？酒最好不要喝啦！”他說：“哪里！我一滴也不喝，我只喝白開水而已。”
然后醫生再問：“那你是不是常常熬夜？熬夜對身體不好，你知道嗎？”他說：“哪里！我晚上九點半就睡覺了，早上六點就起床，每天這個樣子，一點點都不差。”
醫生已經開始混淆了，說：“那你是不是有抽煙、吸嗎啡？”信徒說：“唉！那些根本不用談，我看到人家抽煙已經討厭了，何況自己抽！”醫生繼續問：“那是不是縱欲過度啊？”他說：“哪里！我還是單身漢，根本不知道女人是什么！”
醫生沒辦法了，最后又問：“那你是不是會頭痛？”那個病人說：“對、對、對！就是頭痛，痛得厲害，吃什么藥都不好。”醫生說：“就是嘛！你頭上的光圈太緊了！”
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