你能看清多遠的東西？
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
律師：你說你離事故現場約有35英尺，你能看清多遠的東西？
證人：這么說吧，早上起床后我看見太陽，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬英里遠。
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