那你在單位里拿到最高的薪水了嗎?
Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). "So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?"
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杰弗里對爸爸說(爸爸正在看兒子地成績單):“我在班里沒有拿到最高的成績,那你在單位里拿到最高的薪水了嗎?”
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