The Looney Bin (瘋?cè)嗽?
Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽海﹐ne inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
瘋?cè)嗽?/p>
一天晚上，在瘋?cè)嗽豪铮粋€病人說："我是拿破侖！"另一個說："你怎么知道？"第一個人說："上帝對我說的！"一會兒，一個聲音從另一個房間傳來："我沒說！"
Notes:
（1）Looney (俚語）瘋子
（2）inmate（n.同住者,同室者(特指在醫(yī)院、監(jiān)獄)）
（3）insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽海?/p>
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