勝者在哪里？

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　　Where is the Winner

　　Customer: This lobster's only got one claw.

　　Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir.

　　Customer: Well, bring me the winner.

　　勝者在哪里？

　　顧客：這只龍蝦只有一只爪子。

　　侍者：我猜應該是在打架時弄丟的，先生。

　　顧客：那樣的話，請把那只勝者請來吧。

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