只算現金和信用卡

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　　Only cash and credit cards

　　When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for

　　a room， the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.

　　“ Do you take children？” the man asked.

　　“No， sir，” replied the clerk. “Only cash and credit cards.”

　　只算現金和信用卡

　　一個人打電話給一家汽車旅館詢問房租，旅館的工作人員回答說房租的多少取決于房間的大小和住客的人數。

　　“小孩兒算不算呢？”那人問道。

　　“不算，先生?！狈諉T回答，“我們只算現金和信用卡?！?/p>

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