爺爺!你用的誰的腦袋?
A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off.
When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, "Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?".
一個小女孩的爺爺留著很長很長的胡子,但是有天早上他把胡子刮掉了。
當他從樓上下來吃早飯的時候,小女孩驚呼到:“爺爺!你用的誰的腦袋啊?”
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