Career Path
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train， and the Rabbi leans over and asks， “So how high can you advance in your organization？”
The Priest says “If I am lucky， I guess I could become a Bishop.”
“Well， could you get any higher than that？” asks the Rabbi.
“I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I might be made an Arch Bishop” said the Priest a bit cautiously.
“Is there any way that you might go higher than that？”
“If all the Saints should smile， I guess I could be made a Cardinal”， said the priest.
“Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal？” probed the Rabbi.
Hesitating a little bit， the Priest said “I suppose that I could be elected Pope， but……”
So the Rabbi says “And could you be anything higher than that？， is there any way to go up from being the Pope？”
“What！！！ I should be the Messiah himself！？！”
The Rabbi leaned back and said “One of our boys made it.”
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