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英漢雙語笑話:A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之族

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a trip to disney

on a trip to disney world in florida, my husband and i adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. after three exhausting days, we headed for home.

as we drove away, our son waved and said, "good-by, mickey."

our daughter waved and said, "good-by, minnie."

my husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "good-by, money."
 
迪斯尼之族
 
弗羅里達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個孩子前往旅游,我們全身心地沉醉在它的各種奇觀之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后,我們要回家了。

當我們驅車離開時,兒子揮手說:“再見,美奇。”

女兒揮著手說,“再見,美妮。”

丈夫也有氣無力地揮了揮手,說道:“再見,美元。”

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