我有一個如此完美的兒子--雙語幽默笑話
A: I have the perfect son.
A:我有一個完美的兒子。B:Does he smoke?
B:他抽煙嗎？A:No, he doesn't.
A: 不，不抽。B:Does he drink whiskey?
B:他喝威士忌嗎？A:No, he doesn't.
A:不，他不喝。B:Does he ever come home late?
B:那他回家晚嗎？A:No, he doesn't.
A:不，不會。B:I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
B:我想你確實有一個完美的兒子。他多大了？A: He will be six months old next WednesdayA:下周三他就六個月大了。
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