你不要知道嗎
I accompanied my eight-month-pregnant wife to her monthly checkup . We boarded the hospital's elevator to go to the appropriate floor. The only other passenger was an elderly man who studied intently and then said， “Boy.”
Without another word， he got off at his floor. I was about to tell my wife how strange I thought he was acting when suddenly I realized she was wearing a T-shirt sporting the “Guess？” logo.
Notes：
（1） accompany v.伴隨；陪伴
（2） pregnant adj.懷孕的
（3） appropriate adj.適當(dāng)?shù)?/p>
（4） intently adv.專心地
（5） T-shirt n.T恤衫
（6） logo n.標(biāo)語
Exercises：
根據(jù)短文判斷下列問題正（T）、誤（F）：
① The wife had been pregnant for six months.
② The man accompanied his wife to the hospital for a checkup.
③ The only other passenger was an elderly woman.
④ The elderly person had a brief look at the pregnant woman and said it was a boy.
⑤ The elderly person made a guess because she was wearing a T shirt with the “Guess ？” loge.
你不要知道嗎
我陪伴懷孕八個(gè)月的妻子去月查。我們上了醫(yī)院的電梯去某個(gè)樓層。唯一的另外乘客是一位上了年紀(jì)的男子。他專注地看著我妻子，然后說：“男孩。”
直到他到了自己的樓層，他再?zèng)]說話。我剛要告訴我妻子那個(gè)男子是多么奇怪，這時(shí)我突然意識(shí)到她穿著一件T恤運(yùn)動(dòng)衫，上面寫著“猜猜看？”標(biāo)語。
練習(xí)參考答案：
①F②T③F④F⑤T
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