竊賊找不到我的
我哥哥利奧，他是一個農民，不久前他接到一個保安公司的電話，對方表示愿意免費為他提供一個促銷用的防盜報警器。很高興能收到免費產品，利奧給了對方去他農場的地址。但是送貨的人沒有出現。第二天，供貨人給利奧打來電話說他迷路了。“我會想辦法找到你的”他說。“不要緊”，利奧說，“既然你找不到我家，我想竊賊也找不到的。”
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