Only One Eye to Settle On
The girl found the go-between and said， "You cheated me ！ One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ？"
"I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side， then you met first， I told you that he settled on you with one eye.
Notes：
（1） go-between n.媒人
（2） settle on選定；決定
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