Elderly Joke(4)

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　　Three old ladies are sitting in a diner，chatting about various things. One lady says，“You know，I‘m getting really forgetful. This morning，I was standing at the top of the stairs，and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”The second lady says，“You think that‘s bad？The other day，I was sitting on the edge of my bed，and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up！”The third lady smiles smugly.“Well，my memory‘s just as good as it’s always been，knock on wood.”She raps the table. With a startled look on her face，she asks，“Who‘s there？！”

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