Computer Joke(32)
10）E-Mail flames from some guy named‘Fluffy.’
9）Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8）You find you‘ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
7）Your web browser has a new home page：http://www.feline.com/.
6）Your mouse has teeth marks in it……and a strange aroma of tuna.
5）Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of‘CyberDog.’
4）Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3）You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2）On IRC you‘re known as the IronMouser.
1）There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
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