那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事124：兩只鳥
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Two birds
兩只鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is aSwallow, the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which ?
老師： 這兒有兩只烏，一只是燕子，另一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？
Student: Icannot point out but I know the answer.
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師：請說說看。
Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow．
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
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