看笑話學英語06:Very stupid robbers兩個笨賊
聽笑話學英語:Very stupid robbers 兩個笨賊
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個說：“我聽到警報響了，快跳吧！”
The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"
第二個說：“但是我們現在在第13層啊！”
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
第一個尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時候了，還這么迷信！”
英語單詞學習：
1 robber
n. 強盜；盜賊
eg:Armed robbers broke into a jeweller's through a hole in the wall.
武裝劫匪從墻上的一個洞闖入了一家珠寶行。
短語
raw robber 生膠
sea robber 海賊 ; 海盜
dog robber 隊長勤務兵 ; 為軍隊長官提 ; 勤務兵
Robber flies 食蟲虻
Robber Lin 林輕穎
stream robber 河流襲奪
robber' 強盜的 ; 盜賊
Robber Synod 強盜會議
gun robber 持槍搶劫犯
2 superstitious
adj. 迷信的；由迷信引起的
eg：Jean was extremely superstitious and believed the colour green brought bad luck.
瓊極端迷信，認為綠色會帶來厄運。
短語
be superstitious 迷信
superstitious behaviour 迷信行為
fetishistic superstitious 迷信的
Not Superstitious 沒有迷信
superstitious practice 迷信習慣 ; 迷信行為 ; 迷信舉動
Superstitious Behavior 迷信行為
superstitious beliefs 迷信
superstitious objects 迷信品
Superstitious Priests 迷信牧師
3 scream
vi. 尖叫；呼嘯；發出尖銳刺耳的聲音；令人觸目驚心
vt. 尖聲喊叫；大叫大嚷著要求
n. 尖叫聲；尖銳刺耳的聲音；極其滑稽可笑的人
eg：Women were screaming; some of the houses nearest the bridge were on fire.
女人們在尖叫；最靠近橋的一些房屋在燃燒。
短語
Scream 2 驚聲尖叫 ; 奪命狂呼
Death Scream 死神尖嘯
Yamagata Scream 山形尖叫 ; 片
T Scream 吉他搖滾 ; 黑色金屬 ; 硬搖滾 ; 硬核朋克
Scream Factory 怪物公司 ; 怪物公司專輯
Scream Pilots 吶喊舵手
Scream IV 驚聲尖叫
Dead Scream 死亡尖叫 ; 死亡之球 ; 破滅喘鳴
psycho scream 直到對
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