Marriage Joke(81)
Mother：“I‘m afraid our son has decided to take up acting.”
Father：“What‘s so bad about that？”
Mother：“Well，he‘s gotten so big that whenever he appears in a play，he crashes right through the floor.”
Father：“Don‘t worry about it. It’s a stage he‘s going through……”
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