Pun(12)
A man went into his dentist to see why his dentures kept decaying rapidly on him.
The dentist looked at his dentures and remarked，“This is very odd，they look like something‘s been eating them. Is there anything different that you’ve been eating lately？”
The man thought for a bit and said，“Well，my wife has been making a lot of eggs benedict recently with hollandaise sauce.”
“Ah！”exclaimed the dentist，“That‘s it. I know just what you need. I’m going to order you some new dentures with plates made out of chrome.”
“Chrome？”exclaimed the man incredulously，“Why Chrome？”
“Because，There‘s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise”
（“There‘s no place like home for the holidays”）
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