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  Alive:Temporarily metabolically abled.

  Worst:Least best.

  Wrong:Differently logical.

  Ugly:Cosmetically different.

  Unemployed:Involuntarily leisured.

  Short:Vertically challenged.

  Dead:Living impaired.

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