英語笑話：兩只蘋果
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his mum. "Share them with your sister," she said.
媽媽給了哈里兩只蘋果，一個小的，一個大的。“跟妹妹分著吃，”她說。
"So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.
于是，哈里就把小的給了妹妹，自己狼吞虎咽地吃著那只大的。
"Cor!" said his sister . "If mum had given them to me, I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself."
“啊！”他的妹妹說，“要是媽媽給我兩只蘋果，我就會把大的給你，小的留給我自己。”
"Well," said Harry. "that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?"
“噢，”哈里說。“你拿到的不就是小的嘛，所以你還擔心什么？”英語 笑話 幽默
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