我仍然在還債
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!
一個小男孩問他的爸爸,結婚要花多少錢?爸爸說:我不知道,因為我仍然在付帳。
NOTE
pay這個詞不僅是付帳的意思,還有付出代價的意思,比如he must pay for what he did.他必須為他做的付出代價。
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