Can't milk a car
"I don't want a car," said the farmer to the salesman, who has been trying to sell him a car for an hour. "I need a new cow."
"But you can't drive a cow," said the salesman.
"True. But I can't milk a new car, can I？"
“我不想買車,我需要一頭奶牛。”農(nóng)夫和推銷員說。這個(gè)推銷員已經(jīng)喋喋不休的說了一個(gè)小時(shí),就是想讓農(nóng)夫買輛車。
“但是你沒法開奶牛啊,”推銷員說道。
“我是不能。但是車也不能擠奶,是不是？”
Baggage
John at the airline counter is talking to a staff member.
"I'd like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London," he says.
The staff member says, "I'm sorry sir. We can't do that."
John says, "Yes you can. That's what you did last time."
John正在航空公司的柜臺(tái)那兒和一個(gè)服務(wù)員說話。
“我要把這個(gè)包裹帶去柏林,這個(gè)帶去加利福尼亞,這一個(gè)帶去倫敦,”他說道。
服務(wù)員說:“很抱歉,先生,我們辦不到。”
John說:“你們能做到的。你們上次就是這么干的。”
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