生活雞肋: 那些不好也不壞的微妙瞬間
生活中有些事情特別棒，也有些特別爛。那么介于這兩者之間，既不好也不賴的東西有哪些呢?
The gloriously mediocre, the fantastically middle-of-the-road, the tie in a world of wins and losses... The things we are impressively ambivalent about deserve to be listified too.
食之無味棄之可惜，雞肋是聯系完美和糟糕之間的紐帶……這些我們認為有些矛盾的事物也值得被列個清單哦。
1. Six hours of sleep
六小時睡眠
You're neither well rested, nor exhausted. Surviving, not thriving.
你既沒有休息得非常好，也沒有精疲力盡。生存，而非生活。
2. 30% Battery
手機電池剩余電量30%
So you don't need to charge right now, but you're going to need to soon. Or, soonish. probably.
所以你現在不必充電。但是你很快就需要充電了，也很可能是馬上。
3. 10% Off
打九折
Is that a savings?
買這商品真的省錢了嗎?
4. A 3-Day-Old Manicure
只能漂亮三天的美甲
Too chipped to look good, but too good to be replaced.
看上去不夠漂亮，洗掉它又覺得可惜。
5. White Sneakers
白運動鞋
Clean and crisp. For now.
整潔清新，但稍縱即逝。
6. Cheap Umbrellas
便宜的雨傘
You served your purpose, little friend, if only for a little while.
親愛的小伙伴，你完成了自己的使命，只是……壽命敢再長點嗎!
7. Half-Zips
半拉鏈
Would it have been so hard to make the zipper go all the way down?
讓拉鏈一拉到底難道就那么難嗎?
8. Funtons
沙發床
Not a bed, not quite a couch.
既不是床，也算不上沙發。
9. Plain or Generic Chapstick
普通的無色唇膏
Nobody's writing a song about the taste of this thing. (We're looking at you, Katy.)
這唇膏的味道真不敢恭維，從來沒有人為它寫過歌。(看你了水果姐!)
10. Uscented Hand Soap
無香型洗手液
I appreciate the antibacterial properties, but you couldn't throw in some cucumber melon or something?
我倒是喜歡這里面的抗菌物質，但難道就不能放進點淡淡的黃瓜香或別的香味嗎?
11. Cole Slaw
涼菜沙拉
Always the side-dish, never the bride. Or whatever.
永遠是小菜一碟，從未超越主菜。不然還能怎樣呢。
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