現代智語（二）
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Don't be irreplaceable――if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
Everything can be filed under miscellaneous.
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question "how would adventure star Indiana Jones handle this?"
I don't have an attitude problem. you have a perception problem.
不要插手兇龍惡獸的事，因為你是松脆的，而被涂上番茄醬后味道好極了。
每個人在別人眼中都是怪物。
千萬別和白癡爭論。他們會把你拉低到和他們同等的水平，再用經驗擊敗你。
切勿成為不可替代的人－－如果沒人能取代你，你便無法得到提升。
如果早晨第一件事就是吃一只活青蛙，那么余下的一天便不會有更糟的事發生了。
每件東西都可歸入雜項。
老板偶然來到你的辦公桌時，你總是在做一些無關緊要的事。
碰到難題時，把它簡化成這樣一個問題――“驚險片明星印第安那?瓊斯會怎樣處理？”－－你就能比較容易地解決它了。
不是我的態度有問題，而是你的感覺有問題。
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