英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Change places 調位（中英雙語）
42.Change places
42.調位
The assistant curator of the museum came to the head curator with a couple of problems.”Sir, the mummy is damp and getting moldy, and the white mouse in the maze exhibit has developed dry skin.”
博物館館長助理找到館長反映了一個問題:“先生，木乃伊現已受潮開始發霉了，但在迷宮中展覽的小白鼠的皮膚變得越來越干澡。”
The head, curator thought a minute，then advised, "Put your mummy where your mouse is.”
館長聽后，想了一會兒，說:“把木乃伊放到白鼠那兒去吧。”
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