還有一個人想擠進來。
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.
"It's too crowded," they shouted. "What do you think you are?"
"I'm the driver," he said.
一輛公共汽車已經相當擁擠，還有一個人想擠進來，乘客不讓他上去。
“太擠了，”他們喊道，“你以為你是誰？”
“我是司機。”他回答說。
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