英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.4.5

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      Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
      Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

      維爾和比爾在爭吵，誰的爸爸是更強壯的一個。維爾說：“你知道太平洋嗎？　那個坑是我爸爸挖的。”
     比爾不屑地說：“那沒什么。你知道死海嗎？那是我爸爸打死的。”問題：誰的爸爸更強壯？
回答：都很強悍O(∩_∩)O~。

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