電腦的威懾
一位推銷員賣了一部電腦給一家出版公司。幾個月后，他滿懷信心地再去那公司拜訪，卻看到電腦原封未動，心中感到十分驚奇。
便問道：“是有什么不對嗎？”
“一點也沒有，”總編輯說，“產量增加，效率提高！”
“究竟是怎么回事？”
“每天早晨，我警告職員說，假如你們不刻苦工作，加倍努力，那部機器就會取代你們！”
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