跳傘
空中跳傘造型學(xué)校的教員在上完第一節(jié)課后，詢問學(xué)員是否有什么問題。“我們每跳一次要交多少
錢？”一學(xué)員問，“10＄！”另一學(xué)員顯得有點(diǎn)緊張，站起來問：“如果在跳傘時(shí)打不開降落傘怎么
辦？”“不要擔(dān)心，如果打不開降落傘我們會把錢退給你。”教員答道。
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