英語(yǔ)笑話笑死人不償命42: 你能不能多支持我一點(diǎn)(雙語(yǔ))
Can't You Be Little More Supportive?
你能不能多支持我一點(diǎn)？
The delighted young politician called his mother and reported enthusiastically,
一位年輕的政客打電話給他母親，高興地說(shuō)道：
"Hey, Mom, I just won the election! "
“嘿，媽，我剛贏得這次的選舉呢！”
"Honestly, dear?" exclaimed his mother.
“你沒(méi)在騙我吧，親愛(ài)的？”他的媽媽驚叫。
" Aw, Jeez, Mom, do you have to bring up something like that at a time like this?"
“喔，媽！在這種時(shí)刻你還要提出像這樣的問(wèn)題嗎?（你這時(shí)還不相信我嗎／你還以為我是政客的虛假作風(fēng)嗎？）不相信我嗎？”
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