你看見那個黑建筑了嗎？
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us."
The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave.
When he returns, he is covered with blood.
The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"
The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there?"
"Yes," the other bat answers.
"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."
兩個吸血蝙蝠在半夜醒來，想渴血。一個說，“讓我們飛出洞穴，弄一些血。”
“我們剛到這里，”另一個說。”外面很黑，我們不知道在哪里找。我們最好等到其他的蝙蝠和我們一起去。”
第一只蝙蝠回答說，“誰需要他們？我可以找到血。”他飛出洞穴。
當他回來時，他渾身是血。
第二只蝙蝠興奮地說，“你在哪里得到血？”
第一只蝙蝠把它帶到洞口。指向黑夜，他問，“你看見那個黑建筑了嗎？”
“是的，”另一只蝙蝠回答。
“嗯，”第一只蝙蝠說，“我可不行。”
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