浪費時間節約糧食-英漢英漢雙語笑話
waste or save
浪費還是節約
father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?
父親:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?
jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?
杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢,是不是?
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