英語笑話笑死人不償命40: 不要瞎混(雙語)
No Fooling!
不要瞎混！
"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the bride on her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "
“請對我溫柔一些，親愛的！”新婚之夜新娘對新郎說道。“我是個處女。”
"You're a virgin?" exclaimed her husband with surprise.
“你是個處女？”她丈夫吃驚地叫道，
"But you've been married three times. "
“可是你已經(jīng)結(jié)過三次婚了啊。”
"That's true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body;
“沒錯，親愛的，可是我的第一任丈夫是位藝術家，他只想看我的身體。
my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be;
我的第二任丈夫從事廣告業(yè)，而他只是告訴我那件事會有多美好。
and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ”I'll get back to you next week. ,"
我的第三任丈夫是位律師，他總是說：‘下星期我就回來看你。”
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