笑話習(xí)題簿11.1.2
Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?
兒子：為什么母雞的腿這么短呢？
父親：你真笨。如果母雞的腿太長，它們下蛋的時候，雞蛋豈不都摔碎了？
練習(xí)：
公雞的腿會很長嗎?
答案：
沒有觀察過哦。
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