那我還有機(jī)會(huì)恢復(fù)嗎?
Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my
chances of recovery?
Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that
only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now，nine of
my patients have already died of it. You are the
tenth!
病人:醫(yī)生,請(qǐng)告訴我真相。那我還有機(jī)會(huì)恢復(fù)嗎?
醫(yī)生:百分之一百!統(tǒng)計(jì)數(shù)據(jù)顯示,只有10%的人死于該病。現(xiàn)在
,我9個(gè)病人都死于它。你是第十個(gè)!
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