給我三個理由你知道地球是圓的
Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so and you say so!
老師:斯通,給我三個理由你知道地球是圓的。斯通:媽媽是這么說的,爸爸是這么說的,你也是這么說的!
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