笑話習題簿01.01

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Father: well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: oh, yes, you do! think! when other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: our teacher.
　
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶？
湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父親：啊，不對，你知道！想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？
湯姆：我們老師。練習：
不要忘記了今天的練習？答案：
TOM 呵呵。

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