笑話習(xí)題簿12.31
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.
甲：你認(rèn)為錢和朋友哪一個(gè)更重要？
乙：當(dāng)然是朋友。
甲：為什么？
乙：我總可以從朋友那兒借到錢。
練習(xí)：
你喜歡這樣的朋友么？
答案：
我可不喜歡，呵呵。
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