趣味英語：老外如何辨別中國人（2）
16.you"ll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你會為一些不可質疑的事情辯論. (無理取鬧???)
17.you love to use coupons. 你喜歡用折價券. (勤儉節約~~)
18.you drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. 你為了最便宜的汽油費不惜開著車子到處找. (恩, 我爸就這樣)
19.you drive around for hours looking for the best parking space. 你開著車子兜圈為了找到最好的停車位. (看來老外真的不太講究這個.)
20.you take showers at night. 你晚上洗澡. (許多美國人都是早上洗, 不知道為什么)
21.you avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 旅店房間里的非免費食品你都不吃. (那些東西都是over-charged了的, 誰那么笨啊)
22.you don"t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room. 你不介意二十個人擠一間汽車旅房. (那也太摳門了吧...)
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