他吃午飯去了，我是圣盧卡斯。
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: “Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?'”
“Yes,” the professor answered. “When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not see it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.”
“Well,” said the gatekeeper. “That is a very minor sin. You may enter.”
“Thank you very much, Saint Peter, ”the professor answered.
“I’m am not Saint Peter,” said the gatekeeper. “He is having his lunch break. I am Saint Lucas.”
一位著名的外科教授死后去了天堂。來(lái)到天堂之門(mén)，門(mén)衛(wèi)向他提了個(gè)問(wèn)題：“你曾犯下什么由衷懊悔的罪過(guò)嗎？”
“犯過(guò)。”教授回答，“我年輕時(shí)，在圣盧卡斯醫(yī)院做實(shí)習(xí)生，和社區(qū)醫(yī)院踢了場(chǎng)足球賽。我還進(jìn)了個(gè)球，之前已經(jīng)越位了，可裁判沒(méi)看清，最后這個(gè)球讓我們贏下了比賽。我到現(xiàn)在還懊悔。”
“行，”門(mén)衛(wèi)說(shuō)，“這是個(gè)挺輕的罪過(guò)，你可以進(jìn)來(lái)了。”
“太謝謝你了，圣彼得。”教授說(shuō)。
“我不是圣彼得，”門(mén)衛(wèi)說(shuō)，“他吃午飯去了，我是圣盧卡斯。”
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