出色的保護(hù)電腦安全技術(shù)--雙語幽默漫畫
"Yes,you've done an excellent job of keeping our computer safe.But sooner or later you'll have to plug it in."
是的,在保護(hù)電腦安全方面你做的非常出色, 但是遲早你必須插上插頭.
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