英漢雙語笑話 I Could Do It Slower

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Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

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我可以干得慢一些
病人：拔一顆牙收費多少？
牙醫(yī)：50美元。
病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元？
牙醫(yī)：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以干得慢一些

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