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  Teacher: Where is South America?
  Pupil: I don't know。
  Teacher: Where is Greenland?
  Pupil: I don't know。
  Teacher: Where is Bulgaria?
  Pupil: I don't know。
  Teacher: Look them up in your textbook。
  Pupil: I don't know where that is, either。    老師: South America在哪里?
  學生: 我不知道。
  老師: Greenland在哪里?
  學生: 我不知道。
  老師: 那Bulgaria在哪里?
  學生: 我不知道。  
   老師: 在課本上把它們找出來!!!
  學生: 我不知道它(課本)在哪里。

真是調皮的學生呢,別忘了今天的練習哈~~~
練習:
翻譯出現的三個地名吧!!
答案:
南美洲、格陵蘭島、保加利亞。
                                                    

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