傻冒電腦
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
有個男的在前院割草時，他那迷人的金發女鄰居出了屋子直奔郵箱，打開往里瞧了眼，咣當關上，又沖回屋里。
過一小會兒她又跑出屋子，來到郵箱，又打開，再次咣當關上，怒氣沖沖地回到屋里。
在這男的正準備給草坪修邊時，她又出來了。她奔向郵箱，打開后比之前更狠勁地把郵箱門撞上。
這男的對她的舉動感到納悶，就問她：“有什么不對勁的事嗎？”
她聽了回答說：“肯定有啦！我那傻冒電腦一直提醒我說我有郵件！”
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