媽媽的生日禮物
My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday.
A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it.
"Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet"
"How come?" I asked.
"Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet, she can't sing...."
我媽生日，我爸給她買了架鋼琴。
過了幾個禮拜，我問她琴彈得怎么樣了。
“唉，”我爸說，“我勸她改吹單簧管了?！?BR>“怎么回事？”我問。
“那啥，”他回答，“因為吹單簧管，她就不能唱歌了……”
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