20句哭笑不得的臨終遺言，我睡不著
the deathbed can lead people to speak with great honesty and, in many cases, humor. this is a list of 20 last words by famous people。
人之將死，其言也真，有時候還會帶點幽默。以下是20位名人的臨終遺言。
1. pardon me, sir. i did not do it on purpose。
1. 原諒我，先生。我不是故意這樣做的。
said by: queen marie antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine。
出自： 瑪麗·安托瓦內特王后，她上斷頭臺的時候，不小心踩了劊子手一腳。
2. i can't sleep
2. 我睡不著。
said by: j. m. barrie, author of peter pan
出自： j. m. 巴里，彼得潘的作者。
3. i should never have switched from scotch to martinis。
3. 我永遠不該把蘇格蘭威士忌換成馬蒂尼酒。
said by: humphrey bogart
出自：亨弗萊·鮑嘉
4. i am about to — or i am going to — die: either expression is correct。
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