雙語笑話 店鋪經典口號（2）
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
6.電腦專賣店門上：“出去找一個更快的字節。”
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
7.餐館櫥窗：“別餓著肚子傻呆在那兒，進來吧，吃頓飽飯！”
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
8.在保齡球館：“保持安靜，我們需要傾聽大頭針落地。”
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
9.在墓地的前院：“開車當心，我們會等著你的。”
10.In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
10.在咨詢師辦公室：變老是由上帝控制的，變聰明是由自己控制的。
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